ANYONE HAVE ANY HANGOVER PREVENTION TIPS OR HANGOVER MIRACLE CURES OR JUST HELP ME I’M TURNING 21 IN 2 HOURS AND SHIT’S ABOUT TO GET REAL
At midnight, I turn 21. Im sitting at my internship while Alex is texting me lists of all the places that will be giving me free shots tonight followed by asking “you don’t have to like go to class tomorrow right” because she knows I will be dead.
I have been waiting for this night for years and years. Finally get to join my frandz at the barz.
Goodbye my liver. Goodbye my friend. You have been the one. You have been the one for me.
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever been a stripper?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever been to a strip club.
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever done porn?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever watched porn.
You’re the reason we exist.
You’re the demand to our supply.
If you disdain sex workers, don’t you dare consume our labor.
As they say in the industry, “People jack off with the left hand and point with the right.”
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You are the universe, expressing itself as a human for a little while.
You can wipe your feet on me, twist my motives around all you like, you can dump millstones on my head and drown me in the river, but you can’t get me out of the story. I’m the plot, babe, and don’t ever forget it.
Saint Laurent, fall 2014
You are made of waves and honey
and spicy peppers when it is necessary.
You are a goddess,
I hope you haven’t forgotten.
There are some people, if you’re lucky, that will sort of float into your life, surrounded by some kind of otherworldly glow and you’ll find yourself asking what you’ve ever, ever done to deserve to even, like, live on the same planet with someone who radiates such loveliness.
"King Creole" soundtrack recording session, January 15, 1958.