Elizabeth majors in coffee and minors in judging you. She also dabbles in stringing pretty words together to form poems and puns and newspaper articles. She is a part time lover and a full time friend who claims that her greatest achievement to date is being the proud mother to her three felines: Ma’am, Mister, and Scrappy. In her spare time, she enjoys writing satire, having panic attacks, blogging, getting little to no sleep, and watching the Thursday night line-up on NBC.