Hey, I have a fun idea. Let’s review all of the ailments I’ve contracted due to stress over finals/end of the school year. It’ll be great, c’mon.

Starting off with a bang, who could forget when I stressed so hard over my Trig final sophomore year of high school that a blood vessel in my eye popped while I was studying and the white part of my left eye turned red, rendering me to look like a demon.

Or how about junior year when I was so overwhelmed with APUSH studying that I somehow popped (really into popping things) some sort of necessary auditory part in my ear that left me completely deaf in my left ear for over a month. Every review session for the test consisted of me screaming “WAIT WHAT,” so that was also a gem.

Lest we not forget senior year when I gave myself a series of bladder infections which lasted from the month of April to the end of June. 

Now as I type this to you with my left eye watering profusely, presumably developing a stye, I will say unto you that I wish you a happy round of finals, free of stress-induced illnesses.

For my Television and the American Family Midterm, I did a giant report on the production and audience commodity of Gilmore Girls.

“Oh, I bet she can’t top that,” you might say. 

Oh contraire.

For my final project, I’m doing a fifteen minute presentation including visuals and an essay entitled “Why I Want to Marry Jim Halpert”

I shall investigate the ploys used by the television industry that have made me fall in love with this gem of a television character.

I also plan on putting  pictures of John Krasinski’s face on various PowerPoint slides and having them flash by as I give my presentation.

I also plan on watching a lot of Office re-runs for ~research~

Best project ever in the history of projects.